When I was a kid, I was totally into animals and plants.
One day, I stumbled upon two rare beetles.
I grabbed one in each hand.
Then, out of nowhere, a new kind of beetle popped up.
I didn’t want to miss it, so I shoved the beetle in my right hand into my mouth.
“Ugh!” It squirted some weird liquid, and I had to spit it out.
Later on, looking back at those days, I’d say, “Whenever I hear about someone capturing rare beetles, I feel like an old war-horse hearing the sound of a trumpet.”
So, Can you guess who I am?